Guido Mania is the twenty-first episode of the fourth season and the ninety-first episode overall of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
Short Summary[]
Vinny tries his hardest to get on Angelina's nerves, Zack prepares the guys for a round of guido-mania wrestling, and a surprise guest is called in to play announcer at the big match.
Full Summary[]
Guido Mania Intros[]
The Situation
| “ | I have traveled back in time to face my arch nemesis. Everybody wants me to be Big Daddy Sitch, but I gotta be The Situation one last time. What you gonna do when the Situation Nation comes down on you? | ” |
— Mike
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- Manalapan, NJ
- 5'10" - 200 LBS
- W/L: 37-6
- Signature Moves:
- Funfetti Frog Splash
- The Great Wall of Fire
- The Sorrentino Stunner
- Started a fight in a Krispy Kreme Parking Lot
DJ Pauly D
| “ | What's up? It's your boy, DJ Pauly D. The first ever DJing wrestler. Normally I'm in the club, serving up the beats, beating up that beat. But today, I'm beating up your face. | ” |
— Pauly
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- Johnston, RI
- 5'10" - 195 LBS
- W/L: 42-1
- Signature Moves:
- Blowout Buster
- Spinarooni
- The Encore Edge
- Ya favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler.
Keto Torpedo
| “ | I am the Keto Torpedo. I will you like an avocado. I'm coming for you, boy. I'm quicks fuck, boy. | ” |
— {{{2}}}
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- Staten Island, NY
- 5'8" - 175 LBS
- W/L: 1-29
- Signature Moves:
- The Cauliflower Cutter
- The Avocado Adjustment
- The Carb Crusher
- To prepare for each match he jumps rope for 48 hours... NON STOP.
Ron-Page
| “ | Mike's wiated ten years for this -- to fight the wall, not me. Some I'm gonna do what the wall would do - not say anything. | ” |
— Ronnie
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- The Bronx, NY
- 5'6" - 180 LBS
- W/L: 99-13
- Signature Moves:
- The One Shot Punch
- Crazy Legs Lock
- Spirit animal is the Hulk.
Ref Bucks
| “ | I just quit my job as their barber but now I'm their referee. There's a lot of hostility in here. I want to see a nice, clean, fair fight. No low blows, maybe some blow jobs. | ” |
— Chris Buckner
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- Jackson, NJ
- 5'7" - 170 LBS
- Matches Ref'd: 0
- Bribes Taken: 2
- Signature Move:
- Mandible Clipper
- Can count to three in 16 different languages
Nino McMahon
- Staten Island, NY
- 5'7" - 166 LBS
- Matches Announced: 21.5
- Words Understood: 0
- Signature Move:
- Cane Whip
- Announced back alley fights in Bangkok for 4 years
Notes and Trivia[]
- This episode scored (TBA) million viewers.
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